Webilepsy

A condition that affects individuals that a prone to spending large amounts of time on the internet. The afflicted will become unresponsive for long periods of time while they surf Wikipedia or Youtube, often to the chagrin of significant others and friends.

Alan's girlfriend broke up with him because he ignored too much while on the computer. He tried to explain that he suffered from webilepsy, but she did not believe him.

by CasvalRemDeikun January 3, 2010

IKEA wobble

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

by helium cash February 22, 2009

speed wobbles

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

ketty wobbler

dirty tune for when you get on sesh

Turn on some ketty wobblers fam

by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017

cock wobbler

One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.

That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..

by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

north weible

dorm full of lesbians

you going to north weible?
hell no that's where the dykes at

by klajsdglkjarg December 7, 2010