by Scotty-0 March 06, 2003
A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.
Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.
by urban dick May 17, 2006
Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.
by Dictionary genius October 02, 2017
A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.
by theghettominnymouse February 29, 2012
shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment
Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap
by jak February 14, 2003
by A Choo April 04, 2008
a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
by Jason D April 18, 2006