Weasel

Weasel is someones penis basically

I have a huge weasel
look at the size of his weasel

by Scotty-0 March 6, 2003

Weasel

A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.

Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.

by urban dick May 26, 2006

Weasel

Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.

" weasel called me a cunt " - co-worker

" that weasel can sure hack down the cigrettes "

by Dictionary genius October 2, 2017

Weasel

A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.

Your friend: Hey did you just see your crush???
Me: Yea, weasel is soo cute!!!

by theghettominnymouse May 25, 2012

weasel

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

by jak February 13, 2003

weasel

A being so slippery he could worm his way out of any situation. Also has small balls.

A Hindocha is a prime example of a weasel. Has rat like features

by A Choo April 4, 2008

weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

jon is a fucking weasel!!

by Jason D July 30, 2008