Weak Sauce 

Taking the weakest option available.

The old man had the chance to become an urban legend by buying a hairbrush and lube at the store. Instead he went through the self service section, the weak sauce prick.

Weak Sauce by Tips Graveyard February 10, 2019

Weak Sauce 

Lame ass excuse and or watery mustard.

That shit is weak sauce homie.

That hot dog had weak sauce...

Weak Sauce by Puddinnnnn November 7, 2011

weak sauce 

Having character equivalent to that of wattered down mayonnaise. Meaning you have no talent, no spirit, no "huevos."

That fool's serve is weak sauce.

weak sauce by Randy Newman December 28, 2003

Weak Sauce 

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

When they are the 248 and you are the 313 and they are Weak Sauce

Weak Sauce by Frothy Boi January 1, 2013

weak sauce 

Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.

The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.

person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.

person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.

Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).

weak sauce by paul mathus July 16, 2008

weak sauce 

A term used to describe a person, thing or situation that is exceptionally lame, and is often associated with physical weakness.

You can't do ONE push up!? That is weak sauce.

You're car is totally weak sauce!

Man, I don't want to go to Brad's house, that guy is weak sauce.

I can't believe we're lost! This is so weak sauce!

weak sauce by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009

Weak Sauce 

Reffering to something that is done easily or without much effort. This term can also be used to describe someone who is far less superior than the person who uses this statement.

Yeah dude, I was benching like 350 today. I put it up 12 times. Shit was Weak Sauce.

or

I pancaked that tool in the football game yesterday. He's weak sauce.

Weak Sauce by John Masini February 29, 2008