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Scottish slang for urination.
I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.

wazzledonkey 

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick
"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"
wazzledonkey by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017

Wazzle dazzle 

When you pee and do jazz hands
Have you ever been so excited to finally pee you do the wazzle dazzle ?
Wazzle dazzle by Yes_sir December 29, 2020
explosive urinating under harsh conditions
"get me to a bathroom right now, or I'll wazzle all over this car!"
Wazzle by Anayah buttchick3n March 10, 2021
to be completely fucked on beverages of the alcoholic variety.
"fuck me by the way, i was wazzed last night"
wazzed by Jack Creith August 12, 2005
To pull out ones penis and shake it around while yelling “WAZZLE WAZZLE WAZZLE”
Bryce pulled out his dick and wazzled for the babysitter
Wazzle by Honkler honkerson December 9, 2019