John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

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lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005

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Bruce Wayne

A reference to your car. However, it must be a Lamborghini so don't be a bitch and refer to your mommas caravan as a Bruce Wayne.

Matt: I been had hoes in my Bruce Wayne.

Blair: You need to skype that shit next time cat!

by Big Cat 1 January 16, 2013

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Wayne Brady

The Most Gangsta nigga alive.

"Im Wayne Brady Bitch"

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"

by Frank Tha Tank April 8, 2004

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Waynerd

A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!

Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing

by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010

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