Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

mouth watering

tempting, desirable

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.

by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

watering the rosebud

When you piss in your partner's ass.

I watered her rosebud.

by James Wren May 10, 2004

waterized

when something is exposed to water

took my money out of the washing machine and it was waterized

by jsamsjr August 1, 2008

watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

by jun nakane July 9, 2007

Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012