Westfield

A working class town in western mass near springfield where there's nothing but liquor stores, dive bars, empty store fronts, chinese food, pizza, and way too many stupid baldheaded asshole cops with nothing better to do than give you shit.

guy 1: Yo, I'm goin to westfield to see my buddy and get fucked up
guy 2: Nice, watch out for all those westfield cops man!

by imfuckinLOSINit March 22, 2011

Westfield High School

An extremely overcrowded high school in Northern Virginia (also the largest in the state). It is a very good school, having high test scores.

It is part of FCPS (Fairfax County Public Schools), which is supposed to be one of the best in the country.

It has almost 1,000 more people than it should have, and the building has to be expanded every few years (it has grown, a lot).

Westfield High School often competes with Oakton in sports and other competition.

by Desmond Thrithri October 13, 2006

Westfield

Home of the Westfield Blue Devils. The white people who live here are all upper middle class and will let you know that. Westfield High School is home to one of the best athletic programs in the state of New Jersey. They’ll definitely whoop your ass in tennis, swimming and golf. They’ll also most likely whoop your ass in football, soccer, baseball and lacrosse. If you live here, then you most likely played soccer and lacrosse at one point in your life so that’s why those to sports are pretty fucking good. During school you’ll see lots of people getting suspended for juuling in class and in the bathroom. There are some very smart kids in the school who end up being very successful in life, but there are also some kids who are fucking retarded and only get into college because of their parents money. Most Westfield high schoolers try to go as hard as possible on the weekends. If your not in the popular crowd, then you most likely won’t get invited to go to the ragers. Guys will do anything at parties to be noticed by the hot chicks. Everyone her wears either polo or vineyard vines. There are two sides to the town divided by the train tracks, the north and south side. The north side is considered the richer side even though both are filthy rich. The south side is considered the poorer side. And then there’s Cacciola (if your from Westfield then you know what I mean). So if you ever come to here just remember one thing, most people are fucking dicks, but there’s some nice people.

Tim: yo did you see that Westfield won again?
John: yeah of course they did, are you going to the after party?
Tim: I wasn’t invited, can you get me in?
John: no fuck you tim.

by Whatupbitches123 November 27, 2017

westfield middle school

It’s one of those schools that’s is like man that’s is a gay school like so gay it makes you think a duck up your ass is a better option then going to it

Dam mans I really don’t want to a Westfield middle school

by II-killiwon-II May 16, 2018

Westfield

An asshole town in NJ, mostly known to be completely unaware of the rest of the world because it is caught up in it's own shit. If you don't play a sport and don't own vineyard vines, there is no chance that the Westfield clan will assimilate you. It's a good public school system but most people don't even try because they know that their dad's money will back them up in life. Most kids end up going to Penn State to party. Everyone here is opinionated and isn't afraid to tell you who they voted for, but it's a problem because nobody listens to each other. Basically, get the hell out of here when you can.

Kid: "Hey where are you going to college after WHS?"
Westfield kid:"We are!"
-every senior from WHS ever

Kid: "Yeah I'm pretty worldly."
College interviewer: "Where are you from?"
Kid: "Westfield"
College interviewer: "Hahaha funny joke"

Westfielder: "Who did you vote for? Well I'll tell you who I voted for I voted for Trump because Hillary should be in jail."
"Sir, you're at McDonalds can I just take your order?"

by Sara Fellows December 21, 2016

tim wakefield

Knuckleball pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

Tim Wakefield throws knuckleballs.

by M-Triq April 6, 2004

Westfield

A town full of rich white Wiggers. I know some kids from Westfield trying to act ghetto and listen to rap, and one of them carry cigarettes to act cool..

Wigger: "I'm so gangsta!"
Person from Newark: "Oh really? where are you from?"
Wigger: "Westfield"
Person from Newark: "HAHAHA! just shut up, U ain't Gangsta"

by Da Real Deal, fool.... December 12, 2010