Guerrilla Warfare

Guerrilla warfare is the unconventional warfare and combat with which small group combatants use mobile tactics (ambushes, raids, etc.) to combat a larger, less mobile formal army. The guerrilla army uses ambush (draw enemy forces to terrain unsuited to them) and mobility (advantage and surprise) in attacking vulnerable targets in enemy territory.

Some may think that the guerrilla warfare tactic is a smarter way to fight in a war and others unfair(but war is not fair)

by Laura R. January 14, 2008

modern warfare

Proof that all future wars will be won through the use of grenade spamming, people getting killed by a held knife from 30 feet away, and future soldiers regenerating their bullet wounds unless shot 5 times within 10 seconds, while coming back to life slightly out of the action if killed.

"Damn it! They brought out the noob tubes again! FALL BACK!"

-Modern Warfare Player #5000000

by MW2Troll July 26, 2010

Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.

Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.

by irvingjohn April 20, 2011

Modern Warfare 2

America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.

Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....

by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009

Modern Warfare 2.5

A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.

Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).

People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5

"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"

"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"

"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"

by Basilman212 November 10, 2011

Modern Warfare 2

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010