Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016

wankstar

someone who pretends to be pimpin doesn't stay real cause 4 real he'z just trippin (also know as Tyler Somerano boy give it up cause you ain't ghetto!!)

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Wanktard

A cross beetween a wanker and a retard.

Kevin Rudd - The Australian Prime Minister, total wanktard.

by Naay June 21, 2010

wanktard

A Retard who masturbates.

A mentally challenged person looking at porn and stroking or pulling there penis to get off.

by Loser January 30, 2005

wankshaft

the hole created by curling your hand and fingers into a semi-fist.

"the penis fits comfortably into the wankshaft before masturbation

by oliver f. August 28, 2003

Wanktard

A wanktard is the mixture between a wanker and a retard.

You are a wanktard

by Hannah Short January 5, 2017

wankstaroni & cheese

A tasty dish, prepared primarily with wanksters such as arjun.
Wankstaroni & cheese only tastes good with the desired mix of desi and white-ness.

Best Served Hot, for Eleni's sake.

Mmm... mmm... bitch! This wankstaroni & cheese is da shiznit!

by Downhill Denial March 3, 2005