Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making
by Tempo82 August 5, 2019
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by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006
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A short kid with a huge ego who likes rap a lot and aint that bad at it. Kind of cute, but desperately needs attention, also mean to a lot of people.
A short kid with a huge ego who likes rap a lot and aint that bad at it. Kind of cute, but desperately needs attention, also mean to a lot of people.
by stray April 16, 2004
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by Bigass_Johnny April 22, 2009
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" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"
by Bobman UK October 26, 2006
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