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Weeding

is the process of being caught extracting unwanted plants from your green house where marijuana is grown, while smoking weed at the same time.
Dude 1: And then I went around the house and found Brian "weeding" in his greenhouse bro
by 33beegees May 8, 2013
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Sham-Weeding

Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.

In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"
"Are You High Man?"

"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"

"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"
by Sparkyyy2009 August 4, 2009
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de-weeding

The taking of ones ass virginity.

Derived from the term ( deflowering )
Louis: "Hey dude, did you get Stacy's beak last weekend?"

Stephen:"No dude....but i did talk her into a nice De-weeding"

Louis: " Well what's that?"

Stephen: "I took her buttginity"

Louis: " Oh,.....Tru"
by Cap'n Huuq July 28, 2010
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paul walkering

v. Being in a semi-successful movie franchise and ironically dying by some accident in which your movies were about.
man1: Dude I love acting in Real Steel *dies due to robot malfunction*

man2: Damn he's paul walkering!
by UD Creator73 December 2, 2013
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weeding

the act of smoking pot/weed/reefer/ganja/mary jane/marijuana/buddha etc.
"Oh, last night me and Fed were weeding. Dude, we got soo smacked!!!"
by Mina Lee May 2, 2005
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Guerrilla Weeding

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.
Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012
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