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Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.
That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.
by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019
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Waking up in Vietnam

To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.
"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."
by Lolicato April 21, 2009
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Waking off

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.
"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."
by J-Raq October 22, 2006
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Wakinen

ALL NOUNS:

1) a colon conquestador who claims he goes to the weight room to "get juicy" get juicy means either to gain muscle mass or to get your gravy packed
2)a rectal romeo who constantly is caught on pornographic websites. These websites typically contain chocolate starfish hunters or wind tunnel mechanics
3) a turd burgular who takes a limbless girl to Senior Prom because his kidney tickler boyfriend was too busy rim dancing with another dude.
4) a sausage jockey who tells people he is "straight chillin'" when in fact he is anything but straight. Tail gunners are not straight.
5) A physics major, aka ecremental engineer, who claims he wants to be in the Navy for nuclear power. His lies cannot hide the fact that he wants to be a dirty chocolate runway pilot.
6) A teenaged young man who went to Canada to canoe the chocolate tributary but this teen tells people he went kayaking. Yeh, in a dirty brown river.
7) A chimney sweeper
8) A college student who is always smiling because his kidney always feels tickled.
Dude 1: Can you tickle my kidney?
Dude 2: With my 747? Hehe!
Dude 1: Start bumjuicing like Wakinen! Don't skeet on my butt!
by STP July 19, 2004
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Wakin Bakin

Yo man i was wakin bakin this morning it was a grand time.
by Kushmaine May 26, 2011
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wankinism

The time-honored act of masturbating.
"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"
by schist August 12, 2006
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waking nightmare

Similar to sleep paralysis. One is woken from sleep unable to move, with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, resulting from hallucinations and paranoia.
Suffering from waking nightmares I often see creatures lurking in the night.
by Counting Silence June 1, 2016
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