WTFU

Abbreviation, short hand text for "Wake The F*ck Up".

i.e: Get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.

1. Please WTFU, he doesn't like you!
2. Dear world, please WTFU!
3. I wish this girl would WTFU and stop behaving like an idiot.

by CandyAcidReign September 25, 2011

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

WTFTP

A contraction of the acronyms WTF and FTP, roughly meaning What The Fucking File Transfer Protocol. It is commonly used in the computer industry to BS someone that doesn't know what you are talking about.

"Well your internet isn't working because the WTFTP is having issues connecting to the server."

by Rodney Skinner July 3, 2008

wtfpwn

To wtf pwn, is to completely and utterly destroy something in style, commonly used by "wtf 1337 cnuts" like fw.

"omg, i just got wtf pwnd :("

NOTICE: NO E IN PWND !

by FireWolf September 15, 2005

wtfuck

a violent exclamation or question that indicates a disregard for the abbreviation wtf at the same time

wtfuck are you talking about?

by jash November 11, 2006

wtfpwnage

Originating from pwned, wtfpwnage is the verb for being owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

I attribute this to Nordael, the resident troll on a board I frequent.

dude! wtfpwnage! hahahaha you suxor!

by demonsurfer October 27, 2004

WTFpie

something so WTF, and so much of it, you can make pie with it.

Erin is so full of shit, she could make a WTFpie.

by DEADLYMIX014 March 11, 2010