Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012

hay wire

Things are all screwed up.

This project or place is all hay wire.

by Sadie2 April 26, 2007

bodge wire

A wire added to a PCB to fix errors in the layout or broken traces.

Look at all the bodge wires on that thing, some engineer must have an angry boss.

by sylve0n December 23, 2019

wired for sound

Hyper, overly excited, probably jittery.

Pat drank full caffiene coffee by mistake and now he's wired for sound.

by Websterlan April 22, 2008

wire winnebago

A grocery style shopping cart used to transport one's worldly possessions. Usually in an urban setting.

The man carefully picked cans out of the dumpster and placed them in his wire winnebago on his way to the redemption center.

by LoFoMoFo March 21, 2011

The Wire Man

When your railing a girl from behind, grab her hair and wrap it around with one hand, like your wiring a blue marlin.

The Wire Man

by Alfonzo IV January 8, 2010

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

by shdwsclan August 2, 2009