a can of whoopass

usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...

your about to be served a can of whoopass

by haha No September 19, 2005

Whoopass

Bi-atch!

See also diet whoopass.

by BleezeMonkey September 19, 2003

a can of whoopass

a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

by Miralem B August 09, 2005

Whoopass

1) A flamboyant homosexual that lures young men in for sexual pleasure.

2) A forum troll, wastes time spamming message boards, usually in invisible mode.

3) To recieve; to be ass-ram'd.

also see: Gay; Faggot; Fag; Homo; Homosexual; BandAID.

1) 9xdsl is Whoopass.

2) Whoopass at forums.entensity.net.

3) Man that 14 year old whoopass'd me so hard last mine I could barely walk.

by ÆnimaV March 23, 2003

can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette July 14, 2005

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog November 10, 2004