Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
by felix844 July 2, 2012
Get the wearing the monkeymug. by fanzipantz October 16, 2020
Get the wear the purpmug. by Merk Wear March 22, 2011
Get the Merk Wearmug. 1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.
Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 19, 2008
Get the Wears the pantsmug. by briankelly January 19, 2011
Get the wearing the bibmug. Hiberno-Emglish phrase, from "bain maith as" or "wear it well". Usually said to someone who has just bought a new garment, car or other large purchase.
by kidcojonez December 16, 2007
Get the well wearmug. by Maybelline October 22, 2007
Get the Wearing thinmug.