wank 

1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit

1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.

wank by louis October 16, 2001

Wank 

Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.

I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank

Wank by Double G August 7, 2006

wank 

to play with ones self in a sexual way!

shaking hands with the one eyed snake.
slapping the salami
choking the chicken
jacking off

wank by cerebral March 15, 2003

wank 

A pleasurable experience that most males and about half of females experience regularely in their lifetime. The way a male would experience this would be to grab the shaft of the erect penis and rapidly moving the foreskin up and down until a climatic experience is reached and semen is rushed out of the penis.

1) i was wanking in the kitchen
2) my parents were gone so i had a wank
3) my friends wank but i don't want to
4) i don't know how to wank
5) i love to wank

wank by ruzzall July 17, 2006

wank 

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

wank by Wanker May 13, 2005

wank 

stroking the genitals for sexual stimulation so you can bone some hot fuck up the ass!

i need to have a wank otherwise our date will be a right cock up.

wank by willy wanker February 21, 2003

wank 

British English meaning either:

1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation

2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory

1) I need a wank/He is wanking

2) That music is wank

wank by Szam December 23, 2008