by KMTS February 10, 2018
Get the wapuss mug.Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019
Get the Wampus cat mug.An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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Get the wampus cod mug.Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."
Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
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Get the WaMue mug.A pet name for a man named James; much more personal than a simple first name. Used by those too cool to be on a first-name basis.
Jamesy Wamesy, you are the most handsome man in the world!
Jamesy Wamesy, did you eat all the chips and dip again??
Jamesy Wamesy, did you eat all the chips and dip again??
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