Any unfortunate person with the affliction of Palmar Hyperhidrosis. This condition is often referred to as Dead Fish Handshake or "Servin' Up Week-old Lunchmeat".
A living legend of Norristown, PA, “Wamps” is a deliberately strange and very outspoken individual who began collecting nicknames as an adolescent. “Fish-Grease” makes himself a target for nicknames because of his poor style of dress, sinister laugh, foul body odor, twisted philosophy, and overall lack of righteousness. Despite his lower back tattoo, “Rat-Scrap” has managed to maintain several groups of friends, most of them being from high school and the rest from hanging out at local bars. For example, when “Patty-Cake” is posted up at Nippers he is known as “Creeper”. If he were to leave Nippers and walk up the street to Chapps, he would be greeted as “Waffles”. “Splish” pretends that the nickname-calling doesn’t bother him, but his evil sneer will show you that he’s irritated. When “Hagfish” gives daps to the people that know him, a firm handshake is out of the question because “Slimer” has palms that are constantly gooey. It is usual for most people to offer “Slick” a fist-pound, of which he will likely refuse because “Squirtchy” knows that pounds are blatantly disrespectful. His closest friends don’t risk touching his fishy hand and if anything, they will attempt to give “Snailer” a simple head-nod. Legend has it that his brain stem was replaced by a salamander membrane (similar to a gland) which keeps his hands sticky. “Gerbil” can also be spotted driving his Ron-Lobster which is a red Mazda that’s been converted to an amphibious underwater exploration vessel.
by john_raw March 9, 2011
Get the Wampsmug. by skitlleswentworth April 1, 2009
Get the Wampmug. Alex awoke with a dry mouth and pounding head, he'd been at the cooking brandy again but even worse was the familiar crust on his right index finger and thumb... He'd been down to the underpass again...
'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'
'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'
by benRAJ November 25, 2009
Get the Wampingmug. Pronounced like whomp, WAMP stands for Where Are My Pants? This is a 'game' often played the morning after crazy drunken sex with a stranger. Once pants have been located, one may exclaim 'WAMP WAMP.'
Traci: Are you coming to class?
Betty: Yes, I just have to play a round of WAMP first...
Sara: Did you find them?
Betty: Yeah, on the front porch! WAMP WAMP.
Betty: Yes, I just have to play a round of WAMP first...
Sara: Did you find them?
Betty: Yeah, on the front porch! WAMP WAMP.
by theponyexpress21 June 9, 2014
Get the WAMP WAMPmug. The action of brutality and/or savagely killing other individuals in a repetitive manner during an online game of Call of Duty.
Exclaimation : "We're totally wampin this team."
Friend 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend 2: "Wamping some noobs on the box"
Friend 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend 2: "Wamping some noobs on the box"
by BrewinPheeners January 11, 2011
Get the Wampingmug. The sound made when something sucks for someone else. a sound effect said repeatedly four times in a row, with the last time stretched.
by Vernieda Dingle & Keena Doody June 21, 2006
Get the wampmug. To Wamp is to give head in exchange for weed and/or other drugs.
The act of Wamping is mostly done by females but is not limited to males.
Most "Wampers" do not see anything wrong with giving head for drugs and have no regrets after they're done Wamping. They also have no problem if the person being 'Wamped' has a girlfriend, so they tend to be very low people.
The act of Wamping is mostly done by females but is not limited to males.
Most "Wampers" do not see anything wrong with giving head for drugs and have no regrets after they're done Wamping. They also have no problem if the person being 'Wamped' has a girlfriend, so they tend to be very low people.
by drugs are friends November 22, 2009
Get the Wampmug.