W.O.A.D

1.) Weapon Of Ass Destruction or Weapons Of Ass Destruction
2.) An extra long and thick penis
3.) Hedgehog Ron Jeremy
4.) Also a movie from porn industry based on Saddam Hussein's "imaginary" weapons of mass destruction

1.) "Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy is endowed with a W.O.A.D
2.) Certain races in Sudan and Somalia are genetically endowed with extra long and thick penises that can be categorized W.O.A.D
3.) MY buddy Omar has a W.O.A.D according to his girlfriends I have met.

by ShazzSpazz August 26, 2007

W.A.N.D.

Weird Ass Night, Dude

Man, I got drunk with RayRay last night and she got a little too frisky. It was a W.A.N.D.!

by elatedsundown April 4, 2011

w.a.r.d.

acronym for What A Rick Day

Jack: this day is so beautiful
Christian: I will declare it a rick day
Connor: W.A.R.D.

by iheartneals June 13, 2008

W.a.r.d.s

What are you doing stupid

W.a.r.d.s he said to me as we texted

by Crakhedjenkins June 26, 2020

E.W.A.L.D

Everyone With A Lump Dick

Karl: I head Lukas is an E.W.A.L.D

Martin: So he has a lump dick?

Karl: Yes...

by Pussyslayer92 September 6, 2018

E.W.A.L.D

Everyone With A Lump Dick

Karl: Did you hear Lukas is an E.W.A.L.D?

Mom: Oh, so he has a lump dick?

Karl: Yes...

by Pussyslayer92 September 25, 2018

H.W.A.B.D.

hotty with a body disorder

lily- i have H.W.A.B.D.
cam- what’s H.W.A.B.D?
lily- hotty with a body disorder.

by babytribbiani September 29, 2022