Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

The vulcan

Two in the Pink, two in the stink. Then begin to do the Vulcan greeting sign from Star Trek. Use your thumb for the clit.

Here comes the Vulcan.... Oh, you like it when Spock says hello, dont you!

by Hereitcomes September 19, 2006

Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008

Vulcan nerve pinch

The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

by SoMePeRs0n/guy March 22, 2007

Vulcanizer

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.

The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner

by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009

Vulcan Mind Meld

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.

John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!

by Mr_Spock August 27, 2009

Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

by glenitals.com March 12, 2003