Vulcan Mind Meld

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.

John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!

by Mr_Spock August 27, 2009

Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

by glenitals.com March 12, 2003

Vulcan

An ancient race of humanoids from planet of the same name. Some famous Vulcans include Spock, Sarek, Surak, T'Pau. T'Pol' T'Pring

Dude, just go Vulcan when the cop catches up and pulls us over.

by Karl November 21, 2004

vulcan

A 20mm automatic cannon with a very high rate of fire (rof). Usually aircraft mounted.

I used the vulcan gun to mow down all of the innocent little chipminks.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Vulcolonic

Taking the traditional SHOCKER up a notch by doing the Vulcan handshake with two in her Dr. Spock and two in her Mr. Spock. This is a high colonic she will never forget.

I took Bridgette and bent her over - then I stuck two in her babymaker and two in her brownie baker. She likes me to give her the Vulcolonic after Mugclub.

by Plank and Frank Hungwell December 29, 2006

Vulbonerable

To be vulnerable, but yet boneable.

Normally used for hot or sexy drunk chicks!

"Damn that drunk girl over there looks soo Vulbonerable!"

by MADDTOKE July 24, 2009

Vulcan Gooch Grip

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.

The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.

by darkass November 22, 2005