Venitis

(stems from the Spanish word, "vener," which, literally translated, means "to come."

a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.

Lady 1: "These are being given away in AS IT IS CONDITION on first-cum-first serve basis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."

by Weasel11 July 31, 2009

Venislam

A religion created by the co owner of a discord server. it is very holy and we are all followers of the majestic Venus. ‼️ The swaggiest religion of all religions ong.

dave: Hey man what’s up!
chink: Yo bro nm just praying for my religion, Venislam!!

dave: YO. That’s sick bro! you’re so swag. i should convert!

by zecorenn May 31, 2021

Venice Bitch

A girl who constantly seeks the same toxic relationship/person because it’s her comfort place. She’ll always run back to him.

“Why does Lana always take him back despite how toxic he is?”
“Because she’s a Venice Bitch”

by LanaLover January 14, 2022

Veni

I came. Comes from Julius Caesar's phrase "Veni, Vidi, Vici" or "I came, I saw, I conquered." Used when someone wants to inform another that he has achieved orgasm.

Person 1: Hey look at the rack on that chick.
Person 2: Hnng!!
Person 1: What was that?!
Person 2: Veni.

by Russell Alpaca May 14, 2011

Venix

A term given to a person who is an insane, ruthless Norwegian who has an unstable mind and a weakness for chicks. But despite their exterior qualities - they love computer games especially Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy. The user also enjoys games such as StarCraft and Battlefield 2. But whereas the user may seem ruthless at times - it would only be because a rule breaker is afoot or possible someone that the user doesn't like. However, their aggressive qualities also allow them to be 'flexible' when it comes to conversation - almost any subject is able to be talked about with such a user.

Look at that guy, such anger toward that rule-breaker...he must be a Venix

by Karawasa May 17, 2008

venice

one of the most peculiar and extravagant city of italy. it is particularly known for high tide, merchants and prostitution.

"Can I park in S. Marco Square?"
"No, You can't! Only sodding Americans think so"

by dan December 11, 2003

Val Venis

very underrated wrestler good skills in the ring and on the microphone. Became big in the late 90s getting bigger and bigger (no pun intended) until right to censor came along killing the heat of Val. He later became Sean Morley and Chief Morley but no one gave a rats ass about him so he went back to Val Venis and now jobs to everyone one the roster.

I came to see Val Venis

by JJ Caez August 27, 2006