Venitis

(stems from the Spanish word, "vener," which, literally translated, means "to come."

a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.

Lady 1: "These are being given away in AS IT IS CONDITION on first-cum-first serve basis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."

by Weasel11 July 31, 2009

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Vegitism

The way of life followed by the laziest of people.

if the jews get all theirs holidays off, i shouldn't have to work everyday. im a strict follower of vegitism.

by Snips November 27, 2003

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Ventism

If you’re a Venti you probably are into dragons and can be a complete waste of time. However in the end everybody still thinks your a girl

“Hey did you hear what religion the new kid is?”
“What religion?”
“Ventism”
“Yikes”

by rengokusflaminhotcheetos November 1, 2020

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ventisexual

When you're in love with venti from genshin impact

A:" Hey whats your type in men?"
B:" Oh i'm Ventisexual"

by Fredsbabe December 31, 2020

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Venatism

Venatism is a small religion based on an idea that your whole life is a game. What is what you are seeing is actually just what someone else is seeing through a screen. This would imply that life is not real, and that you are just a character in a unique game called life. The word, Venatism, is based on the Latin word, venatus, which means game.

Bobby: What religion are you?
Griffin: Oh, Venatism.

by IG1879 September 4, 2016

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