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de ja vu 

a long time ago but somehow in the future
it happens more than once DE JA VU
de ja vu by 2010jk July 20, 2010
Having premonitions of your friends doing dumb,retarded, and/or homosexual things - and then actually seeing your friends do them.
Person 1 - Should we stop him?
Person 2 - Whoa! Gay ja vu! This is going to be good..
Person 1 - You're right, that was hilarious!
Person 2 - Yeah, but where are we going to get bail money?!..he's screwed.
gay ja vu by bjfinn October 16, 2008

GTA-jà vu 

Similar to deja vu but relating specifically to video game sequels.

A game sequel comes along & the fanboys rave over it.
The reality is, it's a rehash of the same old stuff.
Fanboy: "GTA IV is the bestest game eva!!!11!!!one!!!"

Me: "But it's just the same as the last one, but with a different main character... You're having GTA-jà vu."

Fanboy: "Meh!"
GTA-jà vu by JaySFnB May 12, 2008

De Ja Vu 

a sudden numbing of the brain followed by a sensation of disorientation and the feeling that the present time represents a new start. Time previous to the experience feels distant and sepporate, but reasoning comes into play within moments and the experience is explained and justified by ones sanity.
walking from the grage to the kitchen a sudden tingling feeling overcomes you along with a brief black out of the mind. you think that life has, in a sence, restarted and any thing before this moment is vague and distant. the feeling is followed by deep cognitive thought, then you reason with your-self so you dont think your crazy. you then proceed to go to the kitchen
De Ja Vu by John Young January 9, 2004

de ja vu 

Not only is it a feeling, but also a large chain of high-quality strip clubs found all over, very hot girls and pretty-good prices. One of the few strip joints that lets people younger then 21 inside
Guy #1: Yo im bout to go to da vu

Guy #2: hell yeah...that girl daisy is hot, her and molly togeather...mmmm
de ja vu by potcha May 13, 2005

Tweet-já Vu 

The uncomfortable sensation that you've already heard a snippet of news before. Differs from Dejá Vu (where you *think* you have) - in that you HAVE heard it over and over again. Usually the news concerns something cool the tweeter is about to do, or has recently achieved. Essentially, they're reminding you to congratulate them. Over and *over* again.
Brad: If Kenny tweets me he got tickets for Susan Boyle, one more time, I'm gonna bust him up.
Jenny: I'm getting 'Tweet-já Vu', all over again.
Brad: Mos' Def'. Hey! Didn't we have this conversation already?
Jenny: ?