1)A disease by which a human suffers by being constipated/having diaria and also suffering from increased amount of vomiting at the same moment. vomshitting may occur when a person is shitting in toilet whilst shitting he may over push his shit in his intestines which may lead to force pushing on the stomach which will cause the person to vomit and shit at the same time.
To avoid vomshitting one must not over push his shit instead relax and let your anus do its buisness.
Another advice woulf be decresing the amount of drinking alcohol and decreasing masturbating.
2) The word is said in a situation where someone is shocked and grossed out from the person he's speaking to. So the person will reply by saying "Are vomshitting me?" becasue that person had an erge to vomit due to the disgusting and shocking thing that was told to him.
To avoid vomshitting one must not over push his shit instead relax and let your anus do its buisness.
Another advice woulf be decresing the amount of drinking alcohol and decreasing masturbating.
2) The word is said in a situation where someone is shocked and grossed out from the person he's speaking to. So the person will reply by saying "Are vomshitting me?" becasue that person had an erge to vomit due to the disgusting and shocking thing that was told to him.
After George was drunk and msaturbated five times he quickly ran to the bathroom to shit, what george didn't know was drinking and masturbating could cause vomshitting so poor george pushed as hard as he can to release his shit but unfortunately that caused him to vomshit all over the bathroom.
by whisperingeye101 July 27, 2009
Get the vomshitting mug.1 verb: The act of simultaneously belching and vomiting whereupon the expelled contents remain in the subject's mouth thereby leaving a foul taste reminiscent of previous meals combined with stomach acid. Should the contents leave the mouth, the word "vomit" would be more applicable.
2 noun: The foul tasting content deposited in one's mouth after the act of simultaneously belching and vomiting.
2 noun: The foul tasting content deposited in one's mouth after the act of simultaneously belching and vomiting.
1: After foolishly consuming South Philly cheesesteaks at 4AM, Chris vompered within minutes of waking up.
2: Chris's vomper had the distinct flavor of burnt pubes.
2: Chris's vomper had the distinct flavor of burnt pubes.
by ChrisLittleLightOMine December 14, 2008
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1. To be paid retribution for being vilified in the eyes of the community. Like compensation, but with a few more zeroes on the check.
2. To receive payback after making your friends watch or engage in something particularly disgusting.
3. Payment for Vomp Rat pelts on some planets.
1. To be paid retribution for being vilified in the eyes of the community. Like compensation, but with a few more zeroes on the check.
2. To receive payback after making your friends watch or engage in something particularly disgusting.
3. Payment for Vomp Rat pelts on some planets.
Examples:
1. "If you never did anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about, the counter-suit should vompensate you dearly."
2. "My roommate made me watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup," and I vompensated all over his iMac."
3. "I bullseyed those Vomp Rats with my T-16 back home. Where's my Vompensation?"
1. "If you never did anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about, the counter-suit should vompensate you dearly."
2. "My roommate made me watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup," and I vompensated all over his iMac."
3. "I bullseyed those Vomp Rats with my T-16 back home. Where's my Vompensation?"
by Vompinsate March 25, 2008
Get the vompensate mug.(1)An individual who can't handle their liquor or ganja properly, often becoming abrasively obnoxious off less than a drink or a toke. (lowercase v)
(2)A tall goofy looking creature, who often mistakes innocent bystanders for his cousin Douglas. Also anyone of his numerous male siblings. (uppercase V)
(3)A strange noise exerted from both the mouth and nasal passage of Super Fudge after he inadvertently inhales Vodka Vapors. (italics)
(2)A tall goofy looking creature, who often mistakes innocent bystanders for his cousin Douglas. Also anyone of his numerous male siblings. (uppercase V)
(3)A strange noise exerted from both the mouth and nasal passage of Super Fudge after he inadvertently inhales Vodka Vapors. (italics)
(1)Did you see that vumph with the Zima humping the hassock?
(2)Yeah Vumph says his cousin Kegan (not directly related to Douglas)is mailng him ten hits of acid.
(3)This has to be witnessed.
(2)Yeah Vumph says his cousin Kegan (not directly related to Douglas)is mailng him ten hits of acid.
(3)This has to be witnessed.
by Farley Drexel Hatcher January 18, 2004
Get the Vumph mug.A shit that is part liquid part soft lumpy poo, smells and looks as much as vomit as it does shit. Check the underside of the seat for back spatter coz this bad boy sprays.
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