Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Cheeky Vol

Streching your face out, opening you mouth and pointing your tongue as far down your face as possible, known as the 'cheeky vol'

Jake: Hey Amy, do the cheeky Vol!
Amy *cheeky vol* now you!?
Jake: *cheeky vol*
Together: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Voldemort: steal'n ma thannnnnng!

by JakeAmyVolperts September 1, 2011

Super Vol

The origins of the Super Vol are unknown. The first documented appearance of the Super Vol was the 2008 men's basketball game against Kentucky on Chris Lofton Night. Since then, he has gone into seclusion, but is eagerly awaiting the chance to return. Sources say that he may make an appearance at the Florida and Alabama home football games.

We are losing the game! Whatever shall we do? We need SUPER VOL!

by thatreallyjusthappenedtoyourmo November 4, 2008

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

on the vol

when a person kicks a utensil (object) whilst it is in the air.

give us that bottle on the vol tom lad

by adamf_91 January 24, 2008

on the vol

when a person volleys a untensil (object) at another person or wall

give us that bottle "on the vol" tom lad

by adamf_91 January 25, 2008