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Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.
Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.
Pocket Voicemailing by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010
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Third-Ring-Voicemail 

A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.
Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.

VOICEMAIL BOMB 

An application and/or transmission left on a voicemail that causes problems with that smartphone. A targeted application via voicemail.
An unknown caller leaves a voice message and you retrieve it from your smartphone. There is no real message to understand, you think it was probably a wrong number. You instinctively delete it. However, did the message just install a VoiceMail Bomb? This could be a program, virus, or something else on the device.

Engaged to be voicemailed 

The act of being in conversation as if being married to one's phone when given a ring
Although she have him a ring, he was engaged to be voicemailed.

voicetext 

the result of someone over 40 making so many attempts to type out a coherent text that they give up, dial the phone and relay the message verbally.
Dad called me during the party with a voicetext reminding me about Mother's Day
voicetext by martini club May 18, 2010

voicemail radio 

A really talented group of people who create and lavish each other with peace and love.
voicemail radio, please say the radio if you don’t your bitch will.
voicemail radio by IWTBR October 28, 2019

voicemail flashback

when the intel agencies save your voicemails to organize people to think in a socialist way.
The voicemail flashback made people try to hurt one another and stunt on others.