vart

A pussy fart, usually from a penis pushing in and then letting go, creating a noise called a vart.

Craigs mom varted so loud, the whole country shook!

by USWx August 16, 2005

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Varty

A "Varty" refers to a person who's life revolves around immature antics and pranks but is a common find at any party. A quick thinking prankster who is never out of sexual innuendos and has no shame. Usually under the influence of alcohol and is suprisingly efficent at hitting on the opposite sex.

Often accompanied by a "Nikki"

Where did all the beer go? and what smells like poo?
Oh hell, Varty must be nearby

by CerealKiller898989 December 10, 2009

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Vart

When a girl's vagina, farts...Vagina-Fart.

Jake: "Yo doo, I was plowin this chick and after guess what she did?"
Matt: "What'd she do, son?"
Jake: "Well I thought she was a breezy until she straight up flapped her wings and let out a steaming vart bro"
Matt: "Damn, son."

by DopeMcGraw March 26, 2008

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When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.

I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.

by Smellman April 2, 2009

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cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.

johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."

by 0099009976 January 19, 2008

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