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Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!
Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!
by El Guappo June 11, 2009
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Phantom Vibrate

when you feel your phone vibrating but nobody called you.

the third setting to put your your phone's ringer on. it is not mentioned in phone manuals, nobody knows how to turn it on or off.
"felt the phone vibrating and reached to pick it up but it was just on phantom vibrate".

Loud, Vibrate, Phantom Vibrate.

I was waiting for her text, but she kept making my phone phantom vibrate.
by jakedoesnteat November 14, 2011
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cool vibrations

when shingo appears behind you
cool vibrations muahahahah
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Vibranium

The fictional metal in marvel movies and comic books . Captain America's shield was made of it and it's the key element in the powering of Wakanda
"vibranium is the strongest metal on earth"

wakanda has a mountain of vibranium
by Kill mongers wife February 22, 2018
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ghost vibration

The act of checking your mobile/cell phone for a non-existent call or message whilst on vibrate alert.
I was totally waiting for a call from a hot chick but all I got was ghost vibrations. Bummer!
by tony howard May 16, 2007
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Viagra Bottle

A nickname streetracers gave to NOS, or nitrous because of the blue bottle it usually comes in. Many racers look down on others who use it.
How did Billy run a 10 second 1/4 mile? He had a viagra bottle in the back of his trunk.
by A mortal God December 10, 2009
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vibrating gipetto

When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!
Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!
by Pinoch's December 29, 2014
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