Venessa

Sassy as can be. She doesn't take shit from anyone. She'll tell you what's up even if you don't want to hear it. She's also quite intelligent and athletic. She can drink just about anyone under the table; do not test her she may punch you in a black out rage. Mostly, she is fun-loving and gets along with just about everyone. She is quite clumsy though. If you do know Venessa very well, she is probably the best friend anyone could have and very loyal. She is very honest... With everything.

Did someone just fall down the stairs? Venessa must be home.

by Vanili February 3, 2010

venessa

Venessa's are good cooks. They can cook anything from mexican to chinese food.

Venessa's are very pretty and all guys want to date her. They look good in any hair color and any style. Venessa's like makeup and sparkly things. They are loyal, funny, smart, sassy, and all around fun.
If you have a Venessa in your life you are lucky. Especially if your a significant other. She will love you like nobody else ever will.

I wish I had Venessa as a wife she's such a catch.

My bestfriend Venessa is so loyal and pretty.

by my5boys June 10, 2014

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

double blue veiner

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.

1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.

by Pantaloon January 24, 2008

venereal disease

A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.

They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."

by pbm19 June 30, 2008

Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts February 4, 2017

Venezia

She is a sweet girl with a kind heart she loves dog and any animal she is an introvert but is also kind of an extrovert.

Venezia the kind-hearted person

by imamug September 21, 2020