vicarious notion

A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity

"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)

by analiasa January 14, 2009

vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.

guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014

Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.

Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.

by In spurts May 7, 2018

Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

Victorious Secret

A term used to define girls as blessings in disguise. Sweet, intelligent and making a difference in the world. It is the highest honour for anyone to be called a victorious secret.

She is so amazing, a true Victorious Secret. I wish I could be a Victorious Secret like her.

by VictoriousSecret01 January 20, 2014

Victorious

One of the show's Nickelodeon is currently shitting out onto tv. About what's-her-slut Victoria Justice (who sucked major cawk to star in the show), who plays a girl that got accepted into a fine arts school in Hollywood. It's all about dancing and singing at school, becoming famous and fufilling your dreams. TOTALLLY ORIGINAL IDEA, RITE? no. The acting is FUCKING TERRIBLE, the songs are all the same shit, and to make it worse it has a laugh track. Terrible writing. All around shitt show. another example of how kid's and teen's network's shows' used to be entertaining and fun, now it's just feeding whatever 13-year-old consumer whores want to be fed. What happened to good televsion?

Claudio: Have you watched that new show Victorious?

A.J.: As much as I can bear. Nickeloden is just adding to the already swollen body of unispired pablum churned out on television for pre-pubescent little girls who actually believe Justin Bieber would waste any time with them.

Claudio: ...Agreed.

by Beauregardio October 5, 2010

Victoriouslessness

A battle that is such an epic loss on both sides that the word "defeat" just isn't enough.

Arguing on the internet is a victoriouslessness battle.

by adiens July 25, 2012