Viblender

when a blender or food processor is used on pulse instead of a vibrator

"george wanted to satisfy his wife sexually an himself gastronomically at the same time, thus got her a viblender."

by Mangorth June 7, 2007

vobble

To perform cunnilingus. Shortening of the phrase "vagina gobble".

Man look at her. I would completely vobble that!
The vobblability of the clientele here is outrageous.
Wow check out that milf, she is so vobblable.

I am a vobbler of vagina cobbler.

by The Vobblemaster October 22, 2011

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

vible

vible is her combination of vibe and bible, it’s when you vibe with the bible. such as at a bible study group you’re vibling because you’re with your friends but you’re also reading the bible

“yo what were you doing Saturday” “ah just at home reading the bible, it’s that vible life, ya feel me”

by tommylee63 December 26, 2019

viable purchasing option

the greatest line for anybody to ever put on their resume

Taylor: "Jeez Jason, I don't know how to make my resume sound option"
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."

by phunk master flex June 13, 2012

vimblestick

Originating from the word wimblestick, vimblestick pretty much means "small penis" or "millimeter peter"

Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her vimblestick popped out.
How about you go home and shove your vimblestick up your daddy's ***!

by Brad /\/\arschke October 17, 2009

vibbe

A person that sucks so much ass on Heidi, that half would be enough

Oh, she sucked Heidi's ass! What a vibbe

by RalleBb November 30, 2016