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veitching

To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.

Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.
I'm going to give you a good veitching.
by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008
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Lass will Love Vitch again

Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.
"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"

"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"

Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!
by ZekeKillerCroc April 28, 2022
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Related Words
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Vethika

The cutest Princess you have seen in live ,
Bad Bitch, smart but crazy, perfect girlfriend,
Vethika is cute
by Unicorn72 January 1, 2017
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veitch

veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing

-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you

2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you


-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum
See above for examples of veitch; below for localised explanation

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by snikch August 24, 2008
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Vitch

Someone who to call them a 'bitch' is too much of an understatement. There are in fact a vicious bitch. A vitch.
I can't believe she did that. Damnit, she's such a vitch.
by hotkins101 August 26, 2009
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Kyle Vetsch

A God among all men, creator of the religion known as Catism.
Kyle Vetsch
by jessislaguhterisback November 26, 2010
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velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process
I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.
by Valgar May 5, 2014
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