Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass

"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"

by RK Swexx March 30, 2018

Ocean Vertigo

The feeling one experiences when one looks into the distance whilst aboard a floating sea vessel and finds that there is no land in sight.

Bob: Aw man, I'm stayin' belowdecks until we reach shore, there's so much water out there!

Dylan: Looks like you've come down with a case of ocean vertigo.

by Tersus July 27, 2011

Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

Slip-space vertigo

n ; The psychological state of being consumed by hundreds of thousands of omnidirectional forces acting upon a single person. Those who are brought into "slip-space vertigo" often describe the evolution of out of body experiences, feelings of weightlessness, and existential confusion.

Modern and popular methods of achieving "slip-space vertigo" are:

1: Listening to Dubstep
2: Entering slip-space/hyperspace
3: Embracing a conifer

Dude, last night was EPIC! After the toast roast, your wiccan friend Dave let loose on Jon and threw him into slip-space vertigo.

Yeah? That's sick

I know, I got my ouija game back too.

by Sentiflect August 17, 2011

vertigo

vertigo is a temporary situation that you can experience if you leave a sitting position you have been in for a extensive period of time quickly.
the experience will cause you to have a difficulty in balancing yourself and black splotches to appear in your line of sight.
this will only happen for a few seconds, so don't get freaked out when it does.

2 people get up from a couch*
joe/ man 1: hey, bob, wait moment, im getting vertigo.
bob/man2: "m'k"

by Hopeless dreams May 24, 2019

Aesthetic Vertigo

The overwhelming emotional state consisting of awe, confusion, passion, grief, fascination, regret, excitement, and sorrow experienced by a male westerner traveling to eastern Europe and finding himself in a vast sea of breathtakingly beautiful women, after having spent his entire life among mostly fat, ugly, and miserably arrogant freaks and feminists of his native land, usually America.

-How is your trip to Lviv, homie?
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!

-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!

by UrbanVegan September 20, 2018

Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019