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Verbal Jedi 

A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
Verbal Jedi by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Verbal Curfew 

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
Verbal Curfew by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Verbal Handjob 

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.
Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.
Verbal Handjob by Ribbles November 4, 2008

verbal cord 

Not to be confused with the vocal cord, it is the language processor located between the throat and the tongue, which is used as a skipping rope by its player: some microscopic being.

Each successful jump over the instrument produces an faultlessly pronounced word that is then exteriorized out of the mouth by the tongue. But if the cord is tripped on one or multiple times and tangled up, it results in stutters, thus incomplete words.
Porky Pig clearly has a will to live. Can't say the same for his verbal cord as it tied itself into a noose.
verbal cord by Sukala A.P. October 19, 2021

Verbal Abuse 

Examples of Verbal Abuse-

Tommy:"Hey mom, guess what I did today."

Mom:"I don't care and shut the fuck up, my shows are on"

Tommy:"Fuck my life"
Verbal Abuse by HERO Phoenix September 25, 2010

verbal carbs 

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.
Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.
verbal carbs by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011