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wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007
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chicken vegeta

What you order from Mcdonald's when you're extremely high, and read fajita as vegeta, and spend the whole time waiting for your food thinking of Dragon Ball z
"Welcome to Mcdonald's what can I get for you?"

"Umm, do you guys have hot dogs"

"No"

"Oh, for real? Can I have a chicken vegeta then?"
by Jay Ferrari February 2, 2009
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Venetia

A crazy,nice immature girl who will make you smile all day long. Very crazy girl who is usually Greek and has many friends. She doesn't care what other people think about her because she is very confident about anything and everything. She is only loyal to her friends and if anyone bullies them,she will stand up for her friends.If you have a friend Venetia,make sure to keep her close.
Girl 1: Wow,is that venetia?She is so funny.
Girl 2:I know right? Venetia is like my best friend in the world.
Girl 1 :Lucky
by Chocolatemuffinsbyme June 13, 2018
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venerated

something that everyone mutually agrees to not fuck with because man they respect the absolute shit out of it
The opposite of venerated would be a fucktard.
by urbofun17 May 30, 2017
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Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007
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de facto vegetarian

a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta
PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanonymous January 25, 2011
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eat your vegetables

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.
You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.
by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005
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