vending machine dance

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009

venetia

extremely good looking female, once thought to be some kind of goddess but since human interaction seems like a reachable goal.

genes sister

by ass man September 5, 2003

Venetian blinds

Venetian blinds; window covering consisting of an array of narrow rigid slats that can be rendered effectively translucent or opaque by using threads slotted through them to tilt them. One of the most essential inventions ever.

If it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for all of us.

by Fearman May 30, 2008

The Venetian

The act of coyly stuffing narcotics up your rectum, when attempting to cross the boarder.

mate,.....mate have you performed the Venetian yet?

how did you get all 6kgs of narcotics across the boarder?....i performed the venetian of course

by Captain Clunge May 7, 2009

vendi

BEST HUMAN BEING THIS WORLD HAS EVER MET!!

OMG pewdiepie is a vendi!

by octopie72 October 28, 2013

pussy vending machine

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster

When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"

by erinol0 March 15, 2009

jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.

1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!

by choke artist February 7, 2010