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VelociRapture

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011
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Velociraptor Arm

Also known as VA, velociraptor arm is the injury received when breaking your arm during skating or during other extreme activities. The end result looks like a velociraptor arm.
Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.
by senor pockitz March 28, 2009
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fucking velociraptor

When yo bitch screams the second you stick it in
Be quiet you fucking velociraptor, it’s only 2 inches
by Crunchy puss January 10, 2018
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velociraptor

Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.
Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.
by Gary Iannece January 12, 2009
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Velocirapter

A Velociraptor is a prostitute from Jurrasic park
I Wanna Fuck a Velocirapter
by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021
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Velociraptor

When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.
I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
by Rez90 January 20, 2009
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Velocirasta

Coach No. 1: Wow! That Usain Bolt can sure run fast.
Coach No. 2: Yep! He is a velocirasta.
by Mojo1962 December 14, 2013
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