vacation brain

the 1-2 days before vacation when you can't get much work done because your brain is already on vacation

I haven't been able to get shit done at work today. I have vacation brain.

by juswannabangonmedrumallday November 24, 2009

Gentlemans vacation

A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.

Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation

by GwynneTastic January 28, 2010

grippy sock vacation

A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.

Term originated on TikTok.

"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"

by abbyrandi October 6, 2021

Masturbation Vacation

When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.

How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...

by Jake & Drew March 25, 2011

psychiatric vacation

A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.

I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett May 24, 2016

Vacation Bomb

A problem that exploses in your face only for you to find out that it was caused by someone who recently left for vacations.

-This application is broken
-Last modifications were made by Sanchez who just left for vacations 2 days ago.
-Looks like he left us with a vacation bomb!

by Finch Powers August 1, 2013