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Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
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Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
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Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
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