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valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
by nipplenibble February 18, 2011
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varlet

1. An attendant or servant.
2. A knight's page.
3. A rascal; a knave.
What a brazen-faced varlet art thou !
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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The Proper Valet

When you take a 2006 Dodge RAM 2500 6-speed to a fancy hotel or restaurant and have a valet park it. You then walk away from the truck and then hear a hideous grinding sound and see a couple of gears or bolts fall from the transmisson.
Keith performed the proper valet on Pete's truck. The truck has never been the same and Andy is very pissed off
by 69BriGuy69 December 23, 2007
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Valetta

(1) See you next tuesday - valetta! (2) Valetta. How are you?
by Spookalilly April 3, 2008
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Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"
Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man
by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014
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vylette

Vylette is the mostrar beautiful person u Will e ver me et. Shes always there for u when u need hermano. She is also a loving person. Shes wonderful and amzing todo have as a friendo. You would ben Lucky todo have vylette has a friend verte lucky. She would do things amzing things like draw anime (Nauto)😢😍 shes a blessing. Frome chicken nugget (Jnava)
Shes son fucking GREAT you Will be lucky to have a vylette :)
by Kuu vylette April 3, 2018
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