Vanhool

Scrotum stuck in zipper

I vanhooled myself yesterday after using the urinal.

by Broadway40 October 21, 2021

loomah valoomah

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.

"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."

by Farrah J August 26, 2007

vancoogle

It means "Greater Vancouver".
Combination of words Vancouver and google.

I just come from vancoogle.

by mxbkr May 3, 2005

H. Vantooth

The van that H. Mantooth drives his boys in. He sometimes uses it to for short sessions of pleasure when no other suitable locations are available.

“Get in H. Vantooth NOW!” “Wow H. Vantooth almost has as much mileage as the H!”

by H. Mantooth November 29, 2004

vanhoof

the huge gap between someones front teeth

Holy shit look at the vanhoof on that one.

by redman54 August 5, 2009

vandoozler

it is the sound produced by the male genitalia slapping against the gouch area due to a fart when fornicating with someone in the butt-hole

When I entered my apartment, I could hear the vandoozler coming from my roommates room.

by Jack Trades November 8, 2009

VanFoote

(NOUN.) Determined yet unusual product. Sometimes incorporating their name with someone else's dutch background. Commonly considered to be a trance DJ, while this was true in the past, it isn't any more today. In his sets online, they are usually compared to 16-bit music reminding one of the days of playing super mario in 1994 while eating ice cream cones at a friends house after school.

1. Hey dude, I saw a VanFoote in the parking lot at SAVERS the other day, it was buying old VHS tapes of Pauly Shore movies.

2. My VanFoote caught fire last night after the oven was left on to long.

3. I met a dude named David VanFoote.

by yoyoyo88 October 27, 2011