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do a van gogh

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off

Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...
by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022
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Van Gogh

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
by batsoup August 24, 2009
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Van Gogh!

The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!
Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.

Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!
by vamos a la playa December 31, 2012
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A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
by oaul March 21, 2007
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Van Gogh poopie

The kind of poopie that you find so amazing, you just have to show someone else.
Mark dumped quite a Van Gogh poopie, but everyone else thought it was just crap.
by Alex January 20, 2005
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the van gogh

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
by very very wrong August 29, 2009
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van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit
i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.
by ZAk March 23, 2005
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