Vampires Suck

The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.

Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"

Person 1: What are you doing on August 18th?
Person 2: Watching Vampires Suck

by Princess03 August 10, 2010

vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!

person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!

by lrn_strn15 September 6, 2010

Vampires Dark Rising

Vampires Dark Rising aka (VDR) Where plays from all over the world to pretend they're vampires. Now VDR is a fighting game, but if you fight a player they will go on "scream" or to their clan and cry about how about how they got killed in a fighting game. This game should be 18, have you seen some of those messages, you could have a fucking wank to some of them.

Also RC are the best clan on VDR.

"Vampires Dark Rising will be the cause of you having no life"

by The Metal King October 9, 2016

Vampires Everywhere

What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!

Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"

Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."

by I hate Vampires Everywhere July 30, 2010

Vampires Delight

Where you eat out a girl when she is having her period.

Smashing your face in a tomato
Vampires Delight with an endless feast

by Ohright99 October 30, 2008

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

by C. MURDER September 20, 2021