valve

1. very impressive
2. insane; off the hook
3. of or relating to a badass quality
4. like Chuck Norris but less so

"Yo, that shit was valve man."

by stechz January 11, 2009

valve

A video game developer responsible for the Steam system, Source engine and notorious for being unable to count to three

Valve have created:
-Half-Life
-Half-Life 2
-Portal
-Portal 2
-Team Fortress Classic
-Team Fortress 2
But never:
-Half-Life 3
-Team Fortress 3

by flopflip555 April 7, 2015

valve

A dim-witted person, slow on the uptake and incapable of joined-up thinking. From thermionic emission valves which take forever to function normally and even when they do they are incapable of the high speed switching operations of micro-electronics. A classic moron.

Nominated for the "Valve of the Year" Award are: Peter Griffin for his work in Family Guy, Homer Simpson for his leading role in The Simpsons and Boris Johnson; Mayor of London... And the winner is... Boris Johnson.

by 4809Gadget July 16, 2010

Valved

Valved: To have a explosive device in a Valve game blow up in your face due to invisible walls, usually put in place to prevent exploiting/leaving the map.

Man on voice: CRAP! Just bew off 89 health with that... I got Valved by that damn invisible wall.

by I get valved alot... August 30, 2010

valve

another Name for a slag

1. she's a reet valve
2. a wot
1. a valve, everyone gets a turn

by Nick Warrington June 1, 2006

valve

A valve is the kind of booger that moves in and out like a flap or "valve" when you breathe. There is also the much more rare "double valve".

"Check out my sweat valve" he said, pushing one nostril shut to amplify the sound of the valve in the other.

by rob1116 March 10, 2008

Pfufu valve

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022