Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

tesco value

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

by wonderfool April 2, 2004

Valuinn

A drug that causes disturbing hallucinations of cheap furniture, rough towels, uncomfortable beds and no smoking allowed. Valuinn users can be recognized by dark circles under the eyes from lack of sleep and a very irritable temperament. Although now it has all but drifted into obscurity, only surfacing in areas with an abundance of cheap hotels and truck stops off of any given interstate, abuse by teens in the late nineties prompted the anti-drug slogan "Valuinn will do you in!" from government officials and concerned parents.

"My back hurts like hell after spending a night on Valuinn!"

by marysunshine August 12, 2007

Value Select

A Youtuber who actually makes good content. He doesn’t put ads in his vids and his content is 100% original. Instead of being supported by sponsorships, he is supported by his audience.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite YouTuber?
An honorable man who is apart of the brotherhood: Value Select!

by YourLocalDisappointment August 25, 2020

Igon Value Problem

"the Igon Value Problem: when a writer’s education on a topic consists in interviewing an expert, he is apt to offer generalizations that are banal, obtuse or flat wrong" (Steven Pinker, NY Times 11/7/2009).

Pinker coined the term in his review of a Malcolm Gladwell book. Gladwell had quoted an expert speaking about an “igon value” -- the correct term is eigenvalue, a basic concept in linear algebra.

Gladwell's "Blink" is basically a worthless book because of the Igon Value Problem.

by JLG6000 November 18, 2009

Great Value

Usually referring to someone being a really bad impersonation of an iconic figure. The term "Great Value" being used before someone else's name references the ever-so-famous Wal-Mart brand that tends to rip-off other product brands, but with less quality and also a cheaper cost too, so calling someone a Great Value version of something else is pretty much a diss or insult to them.

I cringed so hard when Great Value nigahiga did a roast video.

by bitstripslang December 3, 2016

family values

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003