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Valencia High School

Home to the hottest girls of the Santa Clarita Valley. These girls are the ones you find at "The Tables" most of them are slutty and will give you what you want. If you are not an "It" kid at this school stay far away from the "pretties". Not only do these girls look as hott as fuck, they have great personalities ( to the people they like) and they dress like they are in a designer fashion show everyday. There is one girl in each class who is basically a godess these are the most popular and hottest. If your not one of them, you wish you were, these are the girls that run the show.
guy one: hey didn't i see you in The Sports Illustrated catalogue?
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton
by govikings April 15, 2009
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velincia

A really smart person but acts STOOPID most of the time. (I don’t know how to explain she’s just her) ~Riley Dupre~ Add me on snap @rdupre98😂
I hope velincia can come over bc she is funny as hell
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Valencia

An alternative rock band that hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The band consists of Shane Henderson, JD Perry, George Ciukurescu, Brendan Walter, and Max Soria. They released This Could Be A Possibility in 2005 under I Surrender Records. In 2008, We All Need A Reason to Believe, their second full length, was released under Columbia Records. They are an awesome band that are a bit too underrated.
Valencia is rad!
by ckwasalreadytaken June 27, 2009
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Sandra Valencia

A Colombian born 'model' who is often know for her large breasts and plump ass.
13 teen year old boy,"Dude ever since I learned about that new model Sandra Valencia I can not stop jacking off."
by CosmicKing March 3, 2015
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Jesus Valencia

A sexy good looking guy . A bozo who hates one peice. Has anger issues when playing video games.
Jesus Valencia is a bozo for calling one peice, "one peice of shit"
by SuburbanED July 18, 2021
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valencia high school

ghetto school, people that go there usually do drugs
"what high school did u go to?"
"valencia high school"
"damn, thats ghetto"
by yoyo333 March 4, 2009
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Valincha

The tossing of an individual onto his/her bed, typically children, for a fun bedtime ritual. This word originated in the Bay Area of California circa 1945 - 1950 when a father invented a bedtime ritual to make the experience something to look forward to. You swing the child at least to a three count (count to their age if you can handle it) and then toss with the excited announcement, "Valincha!"
Every night at bedtime, Daddy gives Sally a valincha.
by Pantheous September 8, 2010
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