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Sarah: Tom, did you erase all my MP3s?
Tom: Hey! File sharing is a crime, and I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.
Sarah: *Sigh* You know Tom, this whole "anal rape" thing is really causing both of us to miss out on a lot in life
Sarah walks away. Seconds later, she realizes her mistake for calling out her husband's traumatizing fear of being anally raped. Tom, who stands in the kitchen with a stern but calm face, watches as his wife approaches him with a serious look.
Sarah: Tom, honey, I...I'm...so sorry. I shouldn't have treated your issue so carelessly. I shouldn't have been so...inconsiderate of how you feel. Your fear, your issue,...is 100% valid and I want you to know that I care about you. I know the trauma that you went through was hurtful and has caused you pain and suffering, but I want to let you know...I will always be there for you. Being so open about how you're feeling and expressing your emotions and fears shows how much of a real man you are. That makes you so much of a valid person. It's the reason I married you Tom. I hope you can forgive me. I love you.
Tom sheds a tear as he listens to every word Sarah has spoken to him. He's stunned and relieved to hear how much his wife loves him.
Tom: Sarah, I always knew you were the one the first time we met. Those words just made my day. I love you too Sarah.
Tom and Sarah glance into each other's eyes, and share a wholesome kiss.
Tom: Hey! File sharing is a crime, and I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.
Sarah: *Sigh* You know Tom, this whole "anal rape" thing is really causing both of us to miss out on a lot in life
Sarah walks away. Seconds later, she realizes her mistake for calling out her husband's traumatizing fear of being anally raped. Tom, who stands in the kitchen with a stern but calm face, watches as his wife approaches him with a serious look.
Sarah: Tom, honey, I...I'm...so sorry. I shouldn't have treated your issue so carelessly. I shouldn't have been so...inconsiderate of how you feel. Your fear, your issue,...is 100% valid and I want you to know that I care about you. I know the trauma that you went through was hurtful and has caused you pain and suffering, but I want to let you know...I will always be there for you. Being so open about how you're feeling and expressing your emotions and fears shows how much of a real man you are. That makes you so much of a valid person. It's the reason I married you Tom. I hope you can forgive me. I love you.
Tom sheds a tear as he listens to every word Sarah has spoken to him. He's stunned and relieved to hear how much his wife loves him.
Tom: Sarah, I always knew you were the one the first time we met. Those words just made my day. I love you too Sarah.
Tom and Sarah glance into each other's eyes, and share a wholesome kiss.
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