Valeria

Valeria is a gorgeuos beautiful , kind , caring ,generous and most talented person you will erver meet , she is a beautiful social butterfly she is often the most popular girl in school , but she is a perfectionist and if you bother her friends and family BEWARE!!!She often has big bright eyes and beautiful brown hair , she can do anything she can be a dancer , an athlete , an actor and most likely a model , everyone has a crush on her and if not they use to , and she is really confident , most girls envy her, but she is really friendly but can get mad easily if you mess with her. She loovesss nature and justice Basilcally she is the BEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET, It can be hard to get her as a friend because of herr social status in school but once you are her friend you won't ever want to lose agirl loke that , Everyone ask her out but she always says NO... If you are her boy friend you better not loose her ...

Nicky - Omg Valeria is here!!!

Barren- She is the hottest most kind , beautiful girl in school

John-Will you be my girlfriend?

Valeria-Sorry, no

Sabrina-I love youuu!!

Valeria-Aww thx!!LYT

Yeina-She is not beautifull , I am more beautiful than her and nicer

Nicky-Keep dreaming...

by connorhills October 22, 2018

Valerie

Valerie is a skinny legend who cares about all the people around her. If you are not her friend, well too bad because she will no longer accept friendships from anyone because bitches be bonkers. If you ever walk out of her life, you will truly regret it in the end because she is a down girl, don’t ever question her loyalty. She is a smart, determined, and beautiful young lady. She is also a bad bitch and no on can kill her.

Valerie is a bad bitch omg I want to be her friend.
Valerie skinnydelicious.

by Valerie G March 27, 2019

Valeria

Valeria is a beauty of a kind. Her intellect and creativity brings the desired light into your life, demonstrating the value she brings into any relationship. If a chance arises and you meet a valeria, it can be advised to stay along her side as long as possible as your well being is dependent on a valeria in your life. She is that one beauty every man desires, few have the chance to meet.

Have you realized valeria's beauty?

by Bellyaches April 22, 2021

Vallari

The most caring, loving, and beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has a heart of gold and a smile that could outshine the sun. She's been through a lot and can be very sensitive at times. Her music taste is just AMAZING. She can be random and is not afraid to show off her goofy side to the ones who mean the most to her.

If you ever get the change to date a Vallari, love her with all of your heart and neverr let her go because no other girl in the world compares to Vallari.

Person: Whoa. Who is THAT girl?
Me: That's my gf, Vallari.
Person: She's stunning.
Me: I know. She takes my breath away everyday.

by boybandmaniac May 1, 2016

Valeria

A beautiful, shy, unique girl who would make any one the happiest person on earth.

Valeria, I love you 😘💏

by Valeria's bae April 11, 2015

Valerie

A truly stellar girl that leaves a great impression on anyone who she comes in contact with. Makes a great friend who will listen to anything that you have to say. Although somewhat sarcastic she’s awesome.

Tyler: Lol Valerie I told you I would do it.
Valerie: OMG! I’m so impressed thx

by Willyougotohomecomingwithme September 25, 2017

Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014