Vagiola

Italian word for Va-Jay-Jay

Antonio was told by Guido that he had sand in his vagiola.

by Sloth56 March 22, 2012

Public Proximity Violation

When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.

I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat RIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!

by Nuxodom December 13, 2009

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Viola King

Viola King. The only orchestra player in the world who can best Ling Ling. Plays Viola, and practiced 80 hours a day.

“Why can’t you be more like Viola King, he practices 80 hours a day”

by Viola King March 8, 2020

E-vailable

When one is available for receiving e-mail. This sometimes results in one 'swarming around his inbox' and doing nothing useful except waiting for a certain important e-mail.

I stayed at home, just to be e-vailable.

by Richel Bilderbeek August 1, 2007

Violandro

The setting of where everything in your mind takes place. This includes dreams, nightmares, and reality. With everything together, it functions as a big "community".

It could also be considered a series of multiple dreams that share common interests between yourself or your friends.

"Remember that dream i was telling you about the bank robbery? Well in my violandro, a few more robberies happened down the road from the first!"

"I was totally violandroied last night because i thought i was Peter Petrelli from Heroes in my dream!"

"Seeing that ice cream store several times has caused it to pop into my violandro as my primary ice cream store."

by Seymour Balls September 26, 2008

viola

One of the five major stringed instruments. Tuned in a middle register, exactly an octave higher than the cello. Music written primarily in alto clef, occasionally treble. The brunt of many, many jokes.

What do you do with a dead viola player? Move him back a desk.

But why are viola jokes so short? So violin players can understand them.

by Julia Anne December 28, 2005